10 New Band Names

Muffins On Fire

We All Lie About Katanas

Powerbars and God Knows What

Who Is the Strudel?

Tooth Pulp

Chicken Rubbed in Death

Skinny Gay Hemingway

Fuck You I'm Made of Bees

Here Comes the Marzipan

Fun Imp Game

10 New Band Names

Intentional Mullet

Ms. Hendershot & The Groovy Peruvians

There's No Shame in Munchkins

Ole` All Day

Cause of Death: Gummi Bears

Everything Good In The World Has Lactose

Cookie Casserole

Stinky Hippies

Drunk, Naked, and the Element of Surprise
Sophisticated Peas

10 New Band Names

Mu Shu Revolution

Deep Royal Pumpkin

Champagne for Puppies

Kathleen O'Stein and the Steam Cleaners

A Polarizing Candy

Run Slowly & Kick Like a Girl

Peanut Butter & The Jelly Fishes

Tommy Fleece & The Feety Pajamas

Pizza and Espionage

Pelvis for a Head

10 New Band Names

Casey Babylon and the Dutch Dinosaurs

Controlled Lunacy
Slightly Asian
Weapons Up Your Face
Ibuprofen for Life
A Hangover Named Yeti
Two Slug Explosion
Sweatshirt Cult
It Doesn't Even Feel Good To Sniff
The Beer Comes Out of Jesus

Phrases and Words I Started Using in 2003

Dig this
Bugger off
I'm keen on that
Savy?
Do we have an accord?
Boogered!

10 New Band Names

Cholesterol Is Off The Hook
A Bedtime Purchase
We Do Not Throw Corn
Kung Pao Disaster
Platter of Homosexuality
Spank the Genius
Get Up for Frocks
Soup Fight
Thoughts of Bar-B-Q
A Very Jewish Appendage

10 New Band Names

Iberian Lisp
The Sigh of Ipanema
Take Your Banana
Fancy Arachnid
Goodlooking Idiots
Whole lotta Crazy
Pocket Full of Silly
If Dogs Could Dance
A Moderate Amount of Wind
Frayed Elegance

10 New Band Names

Sexual Seizure
Philonuts
Non Violent Explosion
Medicinal Spearmint
Poodles!
High Quality Man Funk
The Hairy Legged Vegetarian
Fine Honey and the Skinny Pizza
Bring on the Bat Heads
Winter Swords

10 New Band Names

Guarantee the Nonsense
Vaguely Swedish
My Name is Cafe Au Lait
Feel My Hate Now
Pete Hartman and the Puca Shell Necklace
Irrational Fear of Butter
John Too Many and the Sheet Rock Smock
Death by Dance Party
Skanky Godanky and the Campbell Nerds
Tile Store!

10 New Band Names

Fish Pickup Lines
A Crossdressing Balloon
Quiche as a Prop
I Sweat Ouzo
Slutty Pigeon
Overtly Gay Man
Autumnal Decopage
Dissapointment at the Thrift Store
Worms in Impractical Snow Boots
Plastic Adjective Candy Store

10 New Band Names

Pepperoni Love Letter
Hot Maple Flashes
Vaguely Swedish
The Wolf Slipper
DInner with the Obscure
Crackers, Socks, & Gum
Yule Tide Couches
Angry Potato
Shut Your Face and the Hypnotists
Container of Stink

10 New Band Names

The Itch of Confusion
Remedial Boobery
7 Grain Lemon Jello Bread
Operation Yogurt Sauce
Outer Borough Cheese Plug
Megaphone With Legs
Fish Pickup Lines
I Turned Around & There Was No Balloon
Tim Duffy In a Tight Robe
The Secret Spahghetti

6 Words That Make Me Laugh

Caribou
Flannel
Tapioca
Lollygag
Nincompoop
Maneuver